Funny Tagalog and English Pick Up lines

Here are the lists of Pinoy funny English pick up lines and Tagalog pick up lines courtesy GMANews.tv. Use it with care as it depends on the mood of a person if it will sound humorous or not. You may also check the list of tagalog pick up lines from My Amnesia Girl movie which I have created months ago.

Before you begin may I add this pick up line which I got from watching Showtime.

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy.”More Sweet Pick Up lines on the link.

Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Filipino funny Tagalog Pick Up Lines

O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:

“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”

“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”

“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”

“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”

“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”

“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”

“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”

“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”

“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”

“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”

“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”

“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”

“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”

“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”

“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”

“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”

“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”

“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”

“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”

“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”

“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”

“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”

“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”

“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”

“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”

“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”

“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”

Hope you like these Pinoy Pick Up Lines in Tagalog and English. You may also read bob onq quotes

*  Got this from gma news tv

59 comments… add one

  • pick up lines March 15, 2011, 2:26 am

    funny pick up lines! BUT its so cheesy and lovely especially for this line ““Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

    • janzen dioquino October 10, 2011, 9:41 am

      weh….

  • beware June 15, 2011, 5:03 am

    aanhin p ang damo, alak o bato kung sayo p lng my tama n ko…

  • beware June 15, 2011, 5:04 am

    aanhin p ang damo. alak o bato kung sayo p lng my tama n ako

  • jb haro July 10, 2011, 5:02 pm

    ikaw ba ang nangbato? tinamaan kasi ako sayo..

  • jie_joshzz August 24, 2011, 7:34 am

    lupet!!!

    pintuan kba???

    sarap mo kacng PASUKAN at LABASAN

  • melo September 7, 2011, 2:33 am

    baril kb?

    KASI!!!
    ang lakas kc ng putok mo sa kilikili!!

  • klarenz September 13, 2011, 6:20 am

    sbi ni peter pan
    mag isip ng mganda pra makalipad
    peo bkit pag iniisip kta nahuulog ako sayo

  • diosa September 15, 2011, 5:07 am

    Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa in yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan

  • mattscradle September 16, 2011, 3:14 am

    Natawa ako dito ah. Nice :-)

  • mattscradle September 16, 2011, 3:15 am

    parang manginginom lang ah. hehehehe.

  • mattscradle September 16, 2011, 3:15 am

    Hehehehehe. Love it.

  • mattscradle September 16, 2011, 3:17 am

    Astig and hindi naman corny. Thanks for sharing marqoh.

    • ken-j :) September 24, 2011, 2:02 pm

      ito sa kin
      miss ang ganda ksi ng ngiti mo eh kya ito ang masasabi ko sayo
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      ang hapiness indi nag-iistart sa H it starts with U

  • kram September 16, 2011, 2:49 pm

    e2 ang astig..

    Miss laro tayo ng Plant vs. Zombie

    >ikaw ang zombie
    >ako ang plant.

    >habang KINAKAIN mo ako, TINITIRA kita.

    hahahaha

    • aqo c KOOlet September 19, 2011, 5:20 am

      wow ggnda nmn ng mga pick up lines ninyo ang iba like ko ang iba ok ng hhhee..

  • may September 19, 2011, 4:56 am

    boy:Are you a love bird?

    girl:no …why?

    boy:cause I’m a love bird too and i can’t live without you…
    :)

  • aqou September 19, 2011, 8:56 am

    boy–> utot ka b?

    gurl–> bkit?

    boy–> kc ang tahimik mo
    pero ang lkas ng dating mo

    hehehe :)

  • gianajoy September 19, 2011, 1:00 pm

    wOw nice one i love pick up lines

  • mattscradle September 19, 2011, 3:05 pm

    wow bago ito ah. Nice!!!!

  • john September 20, 2011, 2:32 pm

    haha…i like it

    • sheena October 11, 2011, 7:28 am

      ok ah!!

  • djarnulf September 23, 2011, 8:04 am

    ang CORNY mo kasi eh

  • djarnulf September 23, 2011, 8:06 am

    tamah eh

  • xupLadhita September 23, 2011, 1:13 pm

    gaLing neo huh.. :)

  • xupLadhita September 23, 2011, 1:16 pm

    seLfish peo swEet .. :)

  • mattscradle September 24, 2011, 2:28 am

    Hehehehehe.

  • *_eLyci@_* September 24, 2011, 2:55 am

    e2 akin

    matalino ba kau?
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    dami niyu kcng alm eh!!
    hehehe

  • mattscradle September 24, 2011, 12:02 pm

    Like :-)

  • micah September 25, 2011, 9:48 am

    tae ba kyo??

    nandidiri kc ako pag….

    nakikita ko kyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mattscradle September 26, 2011, 1:30 am

    Nice medyo may pag ka senti ito ah.

  • jhien September 26, 2011, 2:24 am

    ..MiSs mangingisDa kba..?

    .huh..? B8..?

    …kci mukng nBinwit moh puSo coh eehh,…

    ..shhhiitt..BOOOMM..!

  • nhit :) September 26, 2011, 6:21 am

    inii-SmaLL kba niLa ? ok Lng yan inii-BIG nman kta e :)

  • mattscradle September 26, 2011, 9:00 am

    Hehehehehe, natawa ako dito.

  • mattscradle September 26, 2011, 9:03 am

    Lupeeetttt

  • christine September 28, 2011, 6:23 am

    ean ang corny

  • walter September 28, 2011, 11:40 am

    boy: cholesterol kba?

    Girl: bk8?

    boy: kasi binalot mo kc puso q eh

  • rachel October 4, 2011, 3:04 am

    panu ka lalakad palayo kung sa ngiti koh palang nd ka na makatayo….

  • mae October 4, 2011, 11:47 am

    my utang k b skin?

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    kc nd kc kta nkalimutan hehehe…

  • kesheyanna October 5, 2011, 1:45 am

    ahahahaah lyk ko yan

  • micah October 6, 2011, 11:56 am

    ang bastos mo naman kung ganyan ilalagay mo dapat di k na naglagay

  • lianne_rocker October 7, 2011, 4:26 am

    PALAKA ka b???????
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    kac katatalon mo pa lng sa puso qo tumalon kna agad sa iba.,.!<3

  • ponzi October 7, 2011, 6:05 am

    Guy in the bar: Excuse me Miss, are you talking to me?
    Hot Lady: Uhhhhmmm.. NO!!
    Guy in the bar: Then start!!!

  • wEw October 7, 2011, 1:40 pm

    TANDUAY ICE kba?
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    Kc bwal kang ishare……….!

  • i labk diz boi October 10, 2011, 7:20 am

    suka kba ??

    bkit ???

    kc ang asim asim muh !!

  • mattscradle October 10, 2011, 2:46 pm

    ayos na ayos…..

  • chieboy October 19, 2011, 1:09 pm

    kutsilyo kba ??..

    kasi
    saksakan ka ng panget :)

  • renz October 20, 2011, 12:27 pm

    korni mouh naman!!

  • marlon zabala October 20, 2011, 5:57 pm

    corny nga

  • Steve October 21, 2011, 8:55 am

    kung kaya ko lang sanang balikbalikin ang nakaraan
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    nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan yun oh, kaya ko naman pala hahaha ;P

  • rowell October 22, 2011, 2:24 am

    hi

  • allan October 24, 2011, 1:35 pm

    we hehe dang corniks

  • allan October 24, 2011, 1:37 pm

    elow cnu pde aq bgyan ng mllpit n banat from text sa cp ?

    pls txt me aman oh mag bbday n kac ung GF q at anniv n nmen sa 27

    asahan q poh eto pla num q 09098631231

  • JeHRnDerH October 25, 2011, 1:20 am

    bastos mo nman

  • eric October 26, 2011, 3:07 am

    bola kba?

    kc knina kpa talbog ng talbog sa puso ko…

  • lady gaga November 5, 2011, 7:34 am

    galileo: great mind

    einstein: genius mind

    newton: extra ordinary mind

    bill gates: brilliant mind

    ako: master mind

    ikaw?

    always in my mind . .! :)

  • lady gaga November 5, 2011, 7:41 am

    —para kang shooting star–

    akala ko mhuhulog kna sakin,
    un pla dumaan ka lng para paasahin ako sa aking hiling. .

    ouchh!

  • marvic padilla November 14, 2011, 6:29 am

    boy; saranggola kba??

    gurl; bqt?

    boy; ang ganda moh kc sa malayo ee

    tahahhahaaaa……….

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