Funny Tagalog and English Pick Up lines

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Here are the lists of Pinoy funny English pick up lines and Tagalog pick up lines courtesy GMANews.tv. Use it with care as it depends on the mood of a person if it will sound humorous or not. You may also check the list of tagalog pick up lines from My Amnesia Girl movie which I have created months ago.

Before you begin may I add this pick up line which I got from watching Showtime.

“Do you know how to drive?, Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy.”More Sweet Pick Up lines on the link.

Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Filipino funny Tagalog Pick Up Lines

O, Tagalog naman tayo, dahil mas matindi raw humirit ang mga Pinoy:

“Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”

“Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”

“Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”

“Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”

“Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”

“Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”

“Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”

“Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”

“Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”

“Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”

“Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”

“Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”

“Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”

“Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”

“Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”

“Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”

“Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”

“Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”

“Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”

“Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”

“Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”

“Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”

“Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”

“Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”

“Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”

“Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”

“Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”

“Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”

“Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”

“Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”

“Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”

Hope you like these Pinoy Pick Up Lines in Tagalog and English. You may also read bob onq quotes

*  Got this from gma news tv

Comments

  1. pick up lines says

    funny pick up lines! BUT its so cheesy and lovely especially for this line ““Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

  2. snuppy says

    girl or boy pwedeng gawin to..hhehehe

    girl: (seryoso na parang malungkot) may alam ka bang pang palaglag?

    boy: wala….!bkit?

    girlL: kasi ang lakas ng kapit mo sa puso ko…lolzzz

  3. John says

    JM: Miss minteryo ka ba?
    Nerak: Nakz Bakit?
    JM: Ilibing ko sana puso na patay na patay sayo.!!
    NerakL: wee alam mo ang corny mo mag cornetto ka nalang……

  4. John says

    JM: Miss minteryo ka ba?
    Nerak: Nakz Bakit?
    JM: Ilibing ko sana puso na patay na patay sayo.!!
    Nerak: wee alam mo ang corny mo mag cornetto ka nalang……

  5. diosa says

    Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa in yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan

    • ken-j :) says

      ito sa kin
      miss ang ganda ksi ng ngiti mo eh kya ito ang masasabi ko sayo
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      ang hapiness indi nag-iistart sa H it starts with U

  6. kram says

    e2 ang astig..

    Miss laro tayo ng Plant vs. Zombie

    >ikaw ang zombie
    >ako ang plant.

    >habang KINAKAIN mo ako, TINITIRA kita.

    hahahaha

  7. KRAM says

    boy : Miss freezer kaba?

    girl: bakit ? kc nilalamig kah..

    boy: hindi hehe

    girl: ha ! eh ano ?

    boy: sa tuwing nakkita kita, TINI-TIGASAN AKO EH!!…
    waaaaaaah astig!!.

  8. @`Spade_Prince`@ says

    “ikaw ang laman ng isipan ko at ang sigaw ng puso ko
    mawala na sa akin ang lahat wag lang ikaw dahil tanging ikaw lang ang buhay ko”

  9. RaNielRiVero says

    b: sewing machine kaba?



    g: baket?



    b: ikaw kse nag tatahi ng sugat sa puso ko!!!


    -ayieeee!!

  10. RaNielRiVero says

    wla kayu saken!!!

    B: miss tabo kaba??






    G: baket??



    B: KAse di ako makaligo pag wla ka!!!

    – hahahahaha!!

  11. kimfree says

    …boY ; mais kaba..?
    ………………
    ” ang corny mo kc ..
    alam gawin mo..mag pa burger ka nlang…
    mas ok pa..!!
    asitg nun..hehehehehe
    peice tayo..

  12. kimfree says

    BOy; alam mo benta mo nlang bahay nio..!
    …………………..
    GIRL; Bakit ?
    ………………….
    BOy; libre Ka Nman tumIra sa pUso ko….
    ………………….
    GIRL; gnun…hehehehe

    +yAn ANg bAnat ko.hhehehehe

  13. ponzi says

    Guy in the bar: Excuse me Miss, are you talking to me?
    Hot Lady: Uhhhhmmm.. NO!!
    Guy in the bar: Then start!!!

  14. Steve says

    kung kaya ko lang sanang balikbalikin ang nakaraan
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    nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan nakaraan yun oh, kaya ko naman pala hahaha ;P

  15. says

    elow cnu pde aq bgyan ng mllpit n banat from text sa cp ?

    pls txt me aman oh mag bbday n kac ung GF q at anniv n nmen sa 27

    asahan q poh eto pla num q 09098631231

  16. andrey banez says

    KATAHIMIKAN KATAHIMIKAN

    BOY; tae ka ba ?

    GIRL; hindi bkt?

    BOY; kasi nakaharang ka sa daanan eh…………..

  17. girl pick up girl says

    Boy:tumataba ka ata at unting unting bumibilog
    GIrl:wehhhh…
    BoY:oo na at untin untin nagiging mundo
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    heheh medyo iniba ko lang po sana po walang masamang comment bata lang po peace..

  18. kenneth says

    wlang kuwenta yung mga pick up lines nyo [buset]
    “ito bsahin nyo”
    boy-password kaba?
    girl-bakit?
    boy-kasi ikaw lang ang nag-iisa sa puso ko
    girl-ang sweet naman
    boy-pwede naman palitan
    girl-nakakainis ka
    boy-hhehehehehehehehehjokejokejoke

  19. lady gaga says

    ang puso mrming laman, may dugo,may ugat,may muscle at mrmi pang iba. . .

    pero alam mo b kung anong laman ng puso ko?

    CYEMPRE un dn!

    alangan nmang ikaw. . kasya ka? kasya?

  20. lady gaga says

    galileo: great mind

    einstein: genius mind

    newton: extra ordinary mind

    bill gates: brilliant mind

    ako: master mind

    ikaw?

    always in my mind . .! :)

  21. lady gaga says

    hndi nman ako salamin pero bkit mraming nkatingin sakin?
    hndi nman ako bangin pero bkit mraming nhuhulog sakin?
    hndi nman ako oxygen pero bkit mraming nag hhnap sakin?

    at ang pinaka mtindi. . .

    hndi nman ako 2big pero bkit mraming uhaw sakin..!

  22. lady gaga says

    —para kang shooting star–

    akala ko mhuhulog kna sakin,
    un pla dumaan ka lng para paasahin ako sa aking hiling. .

    ouchh!

  23. PHRIXUS INIGO VALDEZ says

    ETO BAGO BASAHIN NYO
    PHRIX: SUSI KA BA?
    VICE GANDA: AY HINDI HINDI TAO AKO TEH!
    PHRIX: KASI WALA NG ULAM
    VICE GANDA: WHAT CONNECT?
    PHRIX: NAGLILINIS SI TATAY SA LABAS
    VICE GANDA: MAY SAYAD MAY SAYAD
    PHRIX: PATI NARIN SI NANAY
    VICE GANDA: BALIW BALIW?
    PHRIX : KASAMA NARIN SI BUNSO,,TAPOS MASAYA NA RIN SILA
    VICE GANDA: CHE! PAALIS NA NGA DITO WALANG KA KWENTA KWENTA KALABAN KO!
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    . NAKS…. NAG PLA NAKS!
    OK BA?

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