This is just another set of tagalog funny quotes which you might get interested with. I was able to read these quotes on youtube. Read on…
Natural lang ang magselos
Kahit walang karapatan
Basta meron kang nararamdaman..
Boy: If someone will hurt you,
Wag mo akong takbuhan dahil hindi ako finish line.
Wag mo akong iyakan dahil hindi ako tissue.
Wag mo din akong yayakapin, baka sabihin nila manyak ako.
Girl: Ganun ba. Eh ano naman gagawin ko?
Boy: Tumawag ka na lang ng pulis
Baka may mabugbog ako
Over and over I tried
And over and over you lied
And over and over I cried
And I don’t know why?
Girl: Crush mo daw ako?
Boy: Di ah? Sino nagsabi bobo naman nun.
Boy: Hindi kita crush mahal kita nakakainis naman sila
Magsasabi nalang mali pa.
Wanna know the hardest part?
Having to walk away from something
That should have lasted forever.
Instead of telling you “I love you”
I say “take care.”
So I can keep friendship with you,
Rathen than having nothing..
alin mas gusto mo?
Kayo, pero hindi mukhang kayo
Hindi Kayo, pero mukhang kayo
He’s not my boyfriend
But I love his smile, his eyes, his kindness
And all the times we laughed together
I guess I fell in love with our
I’m not ignoring you,
I’m waiting to see if you’ll make the effort
Wag kang maniwala sa kasabihan na:
“Kung mahal mo pakawalan mo”
Mahal mo nga eh anong katangahan
Bakit mo papakawalan? – Bob Ong
Best Friends talking….
Boy: Uhm my girlfriend asked me to never talk to you again…
Girl: (made up her mind) Oh Kay
Boy: That’s why I broke up with her….
The shortest word I know is “I”
The sweetest word I know is “Love”
And the person I will never forget is “U”
Love is like heaven
But it hurts like heck.
Nang mahalin kita,
Daig pa ang traffic sa EDSA..
Di ako makapag move-on..
Wag kang mag-seryoso sa taong hindi
Para ka lang nagpagod
Maperfect and exam na hindi naman recorded – Bob Ong
“Ang pag-aaral, ay pinto ng tagumpay…
At ang pangongopya, and susi…”
Di mo magawang kausapin..
Hinahanap – hanap mo…
When someone loves you they don’t have to say it
You can tell by the way they treat you…
Boy: Uy member ka ban g wondergirls?
Girl: Ha, bakit?
Boy: Cause I want nobody, nobody but you!!
Girl: Ah, hehehe, sorry 2NE1 ako eh.
Girl: Coz I don’t care eh, eh, eh, eh
I just want to be your favourite “Hello”
And hardest “goodbye”
Wag kang susuko sa taong pinili mong mahalin.
Kung siya man ang dahilan kung bakit ka nasasaktan,
Sya naman dahilan kung bakit ka nagmamahal..
* Credits to the owners of these tagalog funny quotes