65+ Pick Up Lines Tagalog: Funny, Nakakakilig, for Crush, for Flirting, and Sweet

Pick Up Lines Tagalog means Pickup lines expressed in the Filipino language. Pick Up lines expressed in Tagalog are funny (nakakatawa), nakakakilig, sweet (romantic), corny, and cheesy.

These Pickup lines are in the form of questions, comments, and remarks that Filipinos use to start a conversation with someone.

Filipinos use Pickup lines in many ways depending on their objective such as to attract someone of the opposite gender, to get a stranger’s attention, to establish friendship, and to criticize their Ex (relationship).

The effectiveness of these Pickup lines depends on their uniqueness, on the person expressing them, and on the behavior of the person hearing them.

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Here are Funny Pick Up Lines Tagalog List 2023

Funny Pickup lines Tagalog refers to Pickup lines that bring humor to the person hearing them. Below are examples of Pickup lines in Tagalog that are Funny.

  • “Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”
  • “Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”
  • “Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”
  • “Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”
  • “Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”
  • “Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”
  • “Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”
  • “Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”
  • “Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”
  • “Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”
  • “Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”
  • “Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”
  • “Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”
  • “Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”
  • “Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”
  • “Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”
  • “Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”
  • “Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”
  • “Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”
  • “Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”
  • “Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”
  • “Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”
  • “Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”
  • “Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”
  • Bugtong ka ba, ang hirap mo intindihin.”
  • “Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”
  • “Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”
  • “Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”
  • “Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”
  • “Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”
  • “Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”
  • “Teacher ka ba? Kasi tinuruan mo akong magmahal ulit.”
  • Password ka ba? Hindi kasi kita makalimutan eh.
  • “Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
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Here are Nakakakilig na Pick Up Lines Tagalog List for Girlfriend

Nakakakilig na Pickup lines Tagalog refers to Pickup lines that romantically excite the person hearing them. Filipino males use these Pickup lines to start a conversation with their girlfriends. Below are examples of Pickup lines in Tagalog na Nakakakilig.

Sayo na ang SSS ko, pati na ang PhilHealth ko…
Basta ibigay mo lang sakin ang Pag-IBIG mo!

Driver ka ba?
Pwede bang ikaw na ang mag patakbo ng buhay ko!

Alam mo para kang horror movie…
Bakit?
Kasi pinapabilis mo ang tibok ng puso ko!

Pag kasama kita para akong nag jojogging
Bakit?
Kinakapos ako ng hininga

Pag namatay ako pwede bang huwag kang pumunta sa burol ko…
Bakit?
Kasi baka tumibok ulit ang puso ko

Kahit ano naman ang isuot mo…
Ako parin ang bagay sayo!!!

Napagod ka ba kagabi?
Bakit?
Mag damag ka kasing tumatakbo sa panaginip ko!

Nag pa bloodtest ako kanina.
Ha bakit para saan?
Ang sabi ng doktor, ikaw ang type ko.

Sobrang tamis naman nitong starbucks!
Parang tayo…

Alam mo ang gulo-gulo ng buhay ko…
Ha bakit?
Baka sinadyang ganun para ayusin mo!

Girl: Anong Oras Na?
Boy: (give the girl your cellphone number) then say “Text Mo ko”
Girl: Ha bakit?
Boy: Bigay ko sayo lahat ng ORAS ko!!!

Gusto mo bang ibili kita ng Relo?
O, ibibigay ko na lang ang ORAS ko sayo!
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Here are Pick Up Lines Tagalog List for Flirting with Crush

Pick Up Lines Tagalog for flirting refers to Pickup lines that Filipinos use to get the attention of their crush. Below are examples of Pickup lines in Tagalog for flirting.

Pwede bang mag papicture tayong dalawa?
Bakit?
Para ma Develop tayo!

Aayain sana kitang mag GYM
Bakit?
Para maging FIT tayo sa isa’t isa

Naniniwala ka ba sa “Love at First Sight”?
O Kailangan makita mo ako ulit!

Pagod ka na bang “Umupo”?
Bakit?
Pwede bang “Tayo” na lang!

(While riding the LRT/MRT and flirting with Crush) Pwede bang kumapit ka pag umandar na yung train?
Bakit?
Baka kasi “ma-fall” ka sakin!

(While riding the train or Jeepney and flirting with Crush) Kakapit nga akong mabuti pag umandar na itong sasakyan natin
Bakit?
Malapit na kasi akong “Ma-Fall” sayo!

(while eating sweets with Crush) Ang tamis naman nitong “Cake (or anything sweet)”!
Parang tayo…

Pwede ba huwag mo akong titigan?
Bakit?
Nakakatunaw kasi ang tingin mo!

Tatawag na nga ako ng pulis!
Ha, bakit?
Kanina ka pa nakaw ng nakaw ng tingin sakin

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Here are Sweet Pick Up Lines Tagalog List for Boyfriend

Pick Up lines Tagalog that are sweet refers to romantic Pickup lines that Filipino females use to show kindness, consideration, and thoughtfulness to their boyfriend. Below are examples of Pick Up Lines Tagalog that are romantic.

Wala akong bisyo… pero ng makilala kita di lang ako nag ka bisyo na adik pa ako…
Na adik ako sayo…

Pwede bang tumingin ka sakin kapag naka tingin ako sayo…
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa…

Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…

Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…
I wanna grow old with you…

Naka lunok ka ban g kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…

Pwede ba kitang abutin???
Pangarap kasi kita eh….

Here are Pick Up Lines Tagalog List for Patama to ex-lover

Pick Up lines Tagalog for Patama to Ex refers to Pickup lines used by Filipino males and Filipino females to criticize their Ex. Below are examples of Pickup lines in Tagalog that criticize an ex-lover.

(for LDR relationship) Buti pa ang Multo marunong maparamdam,
Yung iba diyan hindi!

Ningas Kugon ka ba?
Bakit?
Sa simula ka lang magaling eh

(while talking to brokenhearted friends) Sardinas ka ba?
Bakit?
Ayaw na nga sayo nung tao eh pinag sisiksikan mo parin sarili mo

(While talking to Ex) Hi, ako nga pala yung sinayang mo
(Replying to Ex) Hindi ako marunong mang hinayang

Linta ka ba?
Bakit?
Taken ka na dikit ka parin ng dikit sa iba

(while talking to nanlalamig na BF/GF) Ang lamig ng panahon ngayon no?
Parang Ikaw!

(While talking to EX) Bagyo ka ba?
Bakit?
Nung dumaan ka nagulo na buhay ko!

Kape ka ba?
Bakit?
Nanlalamig ka na eh?

Yung pag-ibig mo parang kape?
Bakit?
Mabilis lumamig.

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Here are English Funny Pick Up Lines List

English Funny Pick Up Lines are Pickup lines expressed using the English language to bring humor to the person hearing them. Below are examples of Funny English Pick Up Lines.

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

What is the Pick Up Line of Filipinos when Searching for Jobs Bound for Abroad?

The pick up line of Filipinos when searching for jobs bound for abroad is “Placement Fee Ka ba?
Bakit?
Kailangan ko palang pag-ipunan ka.”

Hope you like these Pinoy Pick Up Lines in Tagalog and English. You may also read bob onq quotes.

When is the perfect time to use these lines? Probably, when it comes out randomly or depends on the current situation you are in.

Enjoy guys!!!

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