65+ Funny Pick Up lines in Tagalog, and English 2022

Here are the lists of timeless pick up lines in Tagalog and classic Pinoy funny English pick up lines that will bring that ‘kilig’ feeling to your crush or to anyone who will hear it.

However, I would like to remind you to use it with care as it depends on the mood of a person if it will sound humorous or not.

You may also check the list of tagalog pick up lines from My Amnesia Girl movie which I have created months ago. pick-up-lines-in-tagalog-and-english-listBefore you begin may I add this pick up line which I got from watching Showtime: “Do you know how to drive? Yes (make sure the answer would be YES). ‘Coz you drive me crazy.”

Tagalog Pick Up Lines List 2022

  • “Miss, Google ka ba? Kasi, nasa iyo ang lahat ng hinahanap ko.”
  • “Miss, album ka ba? Kasi, single ako, eh.”
  • “Apoy ka ba? Kasi ‘alab’ you.”
  • “Para kang traffic sa EDSA! ‘Coz I just can’t move on!”
  • “Tatakbo ka ba sa eleksyon? Kasi, botong-boto sa yo ang parents ko.”
  • “Ice ka ba? Crush kita eh.”
  • “Para kang tindera ng sigarilyo. You give me ‘hope’ and ‘more’…”
  • “Calculator ka ba? Kasi, sa ‘yo pa lang, solved na ko.”
  • “Keyboard ka ba? Kasi type kita.”
  • “Pustiso ka ba? ‘Coz I can’t smile without you.”
  • “Kung posporo ka at posporo ako, eh di, match tayo!”
  • “Di mo pa nga ako binabato, tinatamaan na ‘ko sa yo.”
  • “Pulis ba tatay mo? Kasi, nahuli mo ang puso ko.”
  • “Matalino ka ba talaga? Sige nga, sagutin mo ‘ko!”
  • “Buti pa ang email, may attachment.”
  • “Di ka naman camera, pero tuwing nakikita kita, napapangiti ako.”
  • “Dalawang beses lang naman kita gusto makasama… ‘now’ and ‘forever.’”
  • “Inii-SMALL ka ba nila? Di bale, inii-BIG naman kita!”
  • “Hindi lahat ng buhay ay buhay. Tingnan mo ‘ko – buhay nga pero patay na patay naman sa ‘yo!”
  • “Kodigo ka ba? Kasi, ikaw ang sagot sa lahat ng tanong ko, eh.”
  • “Kakapagod kasing umupo, eh. Pwede bang tayo na lang?”
  • “Hindi ka ba nalulungkot, babe? Nag-iisa ka lang kase sa puso ko eh.”
  • “Top view, side view, bottom view, kahit anong view, I love view.”
  • “Tulisan ba tatay mo? Kasi nabihag mo puso ko.”
  • Bugtong ka ba, ang hirap mo intindihin.”
  • “Magaling ka ba sa algebra? Can you substitute my ‘x’?”
  • “Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lamang ang laman ng utak ko?”
  • “Amo ba kita? Bakit inaalila mo ang puso ko?”
  • “Centrum ka ba? Kasi, you make my life complete!”
  • “Alam mo ba ang pinakamasarap na feeling sa buong mundo? Ang maka-feeling ka!”
  • “Miss, mekaniko ka ba? Kasi, ikaw na ang nagpapatakbo ng buhay ko.”
  • “Teacher ka ba? Kasi tinuruan mo akong magmahal ulit.”
  • “Miss, pwede ka bang maging side-car? Single kasi ako.”
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Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines

“Are you on Facebook? ‘Coz I’d definitely click Like.”

“Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?”

“If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal.”

“Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?”

“Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?”

“If I were a gardener, I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

“Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?”

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”

“You must be a thief, ‘coz you stole my heart.”

“Hi, I’m Right… Mr. Right. You were looking for me?”

“Is your name Gillette? Coz you’re the best a man can get!”

“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”

“Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

“You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy.”

“You’re like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life.”

“Hi, my name is (your name), and you are… gorgeous!”

“Are you a tamale? Coz you’re hot!”

“Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!”

“I’m invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?”

“Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?”

“Your dad must’ve been retarded, ‘coz you are special.”

“Your dad must be a terrorist, ‘coz yoh da bomb!”

“Was your dad an alien? ‘Coz honey, there’s nothing else like you on planet Earth!”

“Do you have a map? ‘Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

“Am I a bad shooter? ‘Coz I keep on missing you.”

“Hi, you must be the devil? ‘Coz you’re hot as hell!”

“Hi, I’m Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?”

“Hi, I’m Superman. Can you read my mind?”

“Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

“Wanna bet 100 bucks you’re gonna turn me down?”

“Kiss me if I’m wrong… but isn’t your name (take a guess)?”

“Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.”

“Hi, I know I’m a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body’s a Wonderland.”

Sweet Pick Up Lines List

Wala akong bisyo… pero ng makilala kita di lang ako nag ka bisyo na adik pa ako…
Na adik ako sayo…

Pwede bang tumingin ka sakin kapag naka tingin ako sayo…
Para may pagtingin tayo sa isa’t isa…

Handa akong takbuhin ang mundo…
Basta ang finish line sa puso mo…

Mag impake kana punta tayo sa home for the aged kasi…
I wanna grow old with you…

Naka lunok ka ban g kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kasi may spark…

Pwede ba kitang abutin???
Pangarap kasi kita eh….

Hope you like these Pinoy Pick Up Lines in Tagalog and English. You may also read bob onq quotes

When is the perfect timing to use these lines? Probably, when it comes out randomly or depends on the current situation you are in.

Enjoy guys!!!

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54 comments… add one
  • pick up lines

    funny pick up lines! BUT its so cheesy and lovely especially for this line ““Your legs must be tired, coz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

    • janzen dioquino

      weh….

  • beware

    aanhin p ang damo, alak o bato kung sayo p lng my tama n ko…

  • beware

    aanhin p ang damo. alak o bato kung sayo p lng my tama n ako

  • jb haro

    ikaw ba ang nangbato? tinamaan kasi ako sayo..

  • jie_joshzz

    lupet!!!

    pintuan kba???

    sarap mo kacng PASUKAN at LABASAN

  • melo

    baril kb?

    KASI!!!
    ang lakas kc ng putok mo sa kilikili!!

  • klarenz

    sbi ni peter pan
    mag isip ng mganda pra makalipad
    peo bkit pag iniisip kta nahuulog ako sayo

  • diosa

    Great person, ikaw yan. Great friend, ikaw rin yan. Great looks, sa’yo talaga yan. Great heart, sa’yo pa in yan. Great taste, sobra ka na. KAPE na yan

  • mattscradle

    Natawa ako dito ah. Nice :-)

  • mattscradle

    parang manginginom lang ah. hehehehe.

  • mattscradle

    Hehehehehe. Love it.

  • mattscradle

    Astig and hindi naman corny. Thanks for sharing marqoh.

    • ken-j :)

      ito sa kin
      miss ang ganda ksi ng ngiti mo eh kya ito ang masasabi ko sayo
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      ang hapiness indi nag-iistart sa H it starts with U

  • kram

    e2 ang astig..

    Miss laro tayo ng Plant vs. Zombie

    >ikaw ang zombie
    >ako ang plant.

    >habang KINAKAIN mo ako, TINITIRA kita.

    hahahaha

    • aqo c KOOlet

      wow ggnda nmn ng mga pick up lines ninyo ang iba like ko ang iba ok ng hhhee..

  • may

    boy:Are you a love bird?

    girl:no …why?

    boy:cause I’m a love bird too and i can’t live without you…
    :)

    • Matt

      Hahahaha, true love birds can’t live without each other.

  • aqou

    boy–> utot ka b?

    gurl–> bkit?

    boy–> kc ang tahimik mo
    pero ang lkas ng dating mo

    hehehe :)

  • gianajoy

    wOw nice one i love pick up lines

  • mattscradle

    wow bago ito ah. Nice!!!!

  • john

    haha…i like it

  • djarnulf

    ang CORNY mo kasi eh

  • djarnulf

    tamah eh

  • xupLadhita

    gaLing neo huh.. :)

  • xupLadhita

    seLfish peo swEet .. :)

  • mattscradle

    Hehehehehe.

  • *_eLyci@_*

    e2 akin

    matalino ba kau?
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    dami niyu kcng alm eh!!
    hehehe

    • Matt

      Hahaha thanks for sharing.

    • Shanaea

      ⚠Pambara langzZz!

      Girl: Ulan kaba?
      Boy: Bakit?
      Girl: Kasi sa tuwing dumarating ka, nag aamoy imburnal eh :-)

  • mattscradle

    Like :-)

  • micah

    tae ba kyo??

    nandidiri kc ako pag….

    nakikita ko kyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • nhit :)

    inii-SmaLL kba niLa ? ok Lng yan inii-BIG nman kta e :)

  • mattscradle

    Nice medyo may pag ka senti ito ah.

  • jhien

    ..MiSs mangingisDa kba..?

    .huh..? B8..?

    …kci mukng nBinwit moh puSo coh eehh,…

    ..shhhiitt..BOOOMM..!

  • mattscradle

    Hehehehehe, natawa ako dito.

  • mattscradle

    Lupeeetttt

  • christine

    ean ang corny

  • walter

    boy: cholesterol kba?

    Girl: bk8?

    boy: kasi binalot mo kc puso q eh

  • rachel

    panu ka lalakad palayo kung sa ngiti koh palang nd ka na makatayo….

  • mae

    my utang k b skin?

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    kc nd kc kta nkalimutan hehehe…

  • kesheyanna

    ahahahaah lyk ko yan

  • micah

    ang bastos mo naman kung ganyan ilalagay mo dapat di k na naglagay

  • lianne_rocker

    PALAKA ka b???????
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    kac katatalon mo pa lng sa puso qo tumalon kna agad sa iba.,.!<3

  • ponzi

    Guy in the bar: Excuse me Miss, are you talking to me?
    Hot Lady: Uhhhhmmm.. NO!!
    Guy in the bar: Then start!!!

  • wEw

    TANDUAY ICE kba?
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    Kc bwal kang ishare……….!

  • i labk diz boi

    suka kba ??

    bkit ???

    kc ang asim asim muh !!

  • mattscradle

    ayos na ayos…..

  • chieboy

    kutsilyo kba ??..

    kasi
    saksakan ka ng panget :)

  • renz

    korni mouh naman!!

  • marlon zabala

    corny nga

  • Petmalu Dexter

    This is the best..

    Miss May calendar kaba?
    -calendar, bakit?
    Hinge sana ako nang Date sayo… Booom panis Lahatt!!!!!

  • Emman

    Can you be my REGALO, but IT is silent?

    -taena nyo sana kiligin HAHHAHAHAHAHA

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