Sen Miriam Santiago usually delivers pickup lines and jokes whenever she is invited to a keynote, in commencement exercises, and during student conferences.
I must say she is a favorite when comes to these gatherings because she delivers speeches worth listening to. Moreover, she is updated with the latest hugot lines that younger generations find humorous.
She starts her speech with these ‘hugot’ lines before talking about the main topic. As a result, despite the age difference, she captures the full attention of the youngsters and students right before she proceeds with the agenda of her speech.
If you are a follower of the late senator, you know that she is also fearless even if the people involved in her banat lines were colleagues or high-ranking officials in the public sector.
List of Senator Miriam Santiago Lines
Here are some collections of her immortal hugot, taray, and banat lines that are going to make you burst into laughter. These lines are mostly about love life, education, and politics.
“Sana naka off ang ilaw para tayo na lang mag on”
“Pag wala ka ang buhay ko ang parang lapis na di pa natatasahan – pointless”
Masasabi mo bang bobo ako
Kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko
Bastos ka rin ano?
Hindi ka man lang nag papaalam, tuloy tuloy kang pumasok sa puso ko.
Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para
Pag may sumigaw ng “next” at hindi mo narinig
Tatanungin mo na agad ako kung “Tayo naba?”
Malabo na talaga mga mata ko.
Pwede bang humingi ako sa iyo ng kahit konting pag tingin?
Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo
Pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako
Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako
Pano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo.
Tapos na ba ang exams mo?
Bakit?
Baka pwedeng ako naman ang sagutin mo.
Can you recommend a good bank?
Kasi, I’m planning to save all my love for you.
Nagpa-blood test ako kanina,
Ang sabi, ang results, ikaw ang type ko.
Ang taong nagmamahal ng tunay ay parang matalinong estudyante na kumukuha ng exam.
Hindi siya tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na.
Miss kutsara ka ba?
Kasi, papalapit ka pa lang, napapa nganga na ako.
Malapit na ang Valentines day, buti pa ang kalendaryo may date.
Kayo ba meron?
Kapag wala kayong maisagot sa exam, ilagay ninyo (sa space) “Magmahal”
Dahil kailan man hindi mali ang magmahal
Ang pag ibig ay parang ketchup,
matamis pero maraming nakiki sawsaw
Straw ka ba?
Kasi sipsip ka na, plastic ka pa
“Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka”
When someone told me “Ang ganda mo,” I answered “sana ikaw rin.”
In the swimming pool:
Classmate 1 – I’m sure lulutang ka
Classmate 2 – Bakit dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1 – Hindi, dahil plastic ka
Kung pangit ka at mahilig ka mag selfie
Sabihin mo na lang na lahat ng pictures mo ay wacky
How to tell if the politician is telling the truth?
Whenever he is crossing his arms, he might be telling the truth.
Whenever he is stroking his chin, he might be telling the truth.
Whenever he looks straight into the eyes, he might be telling the truth.
But, when he opens his mouth, he is lying (yay!!!).
An earthwork has five hearts and that an octupos has two hearts,
Ngayon, kapag may kilala kang nag mamahal ng dalawa o higit pang tao.
Tanungin mo siya kung anong klaseng hayop siya.
Watch how she delivers her lines in this video:
credits to crstnjose for the video
There you have it guys. I hope you enjoyed some of Sen Miriam Santiago’s banat lines.
Akala ko nong una di to maronong mag joke si Senator kasi sa mukha pa lang nakakatakot. Pero marunong din pala itong mag joke..heheh..